Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Don't Jump Off This Thing, You Don't Have Wings

An essay by RBM about BASE jumpers –– parachutists who prefer fixed objects, or Buildings, Antennas, Spans, and Earth –– has just been published over at Suss: Another Literary Journal. Here's an excerpt from "Don't Jump Off This Thing, You Don't Have Wings":
These are the last words many BASE jumpers utter. Not a prayer, not “I love you,” just “See ya!” The man’s body leaves the platform in a kind of forward-rotating cannonball. His fingers grip the exposed skin of his shins, concentrating enough centrifugal force around his midsection to become an Olympic high diver, a human flywheel turning once, almost twice. Clack! Already he’s coming out of the rotation, becoming a distant fleck of color against the south wall of the canyon. I can see his skinny legs flair wide—just a body now falling to earth. Clack! He’s too small to pick out with my lens. It’s not clear he’ll survive this. The bridge crowd leans forward. Pop! An oblong shape erupts against the granite, slowing the jumper’s fall just before impact. He’s already whipping his canopy back toward the river, sailing for the shoreline in an arc that draws cheers.
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Update: "Don't Jump Off This Thing, You Don't Have Wings" is now featured at

Sunday, September 13, 2009

The View from Fort Collins

By R.B. Moreno

Lampposts in Fort Collins, Colo. are kindly asking for your assistance in locating Dog, who's fond of red and hasn't been heard from since last weekend's Tour de Fat.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

September Reading

On Thursday, September 17, Colorado State University's Organization of Graduate Student Writers debuts its fall 3 Voices series with a reading hosted by The Vault, in downtown Fort Collins. RBM will read from a forthcoming essay and be joined by writers Kir Jordan (poetry) and Mark Clements (fiction).

Photo update: the reading opened with a quick poll of public radio fans. At stage right, the Tivoli audio complement to RBM's essay.

Thanks to ST and family for help with photos and publicity and to LP for a glittering introduction.